THE FIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS — An Emilio Graves Poem of Violence
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Shea Serrano
You know the classic children's poem 'Twas The Night Before Christmas? This is that, except but instead of it being about Santa Claus delivering Christmas presents to a house, it's about Emilio Graves delivering an ass-whooping at the North Pole. It rhymes and everything. It's so dumb. I love it.
Also: it is not for children. This is a children's poem that is not for children. Don't let them listen to it.
Book Length: 15 pages
Audiobook Length: 9 minutes
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