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      The Target Parking Lot
      Aug 7, 2021
      This is a story about Target. Or, more specifically: This is a story about Target’s parking lot. It’s also a story about fatherhood. Or, more specifically, it’s also a story about the inequities of parenthood. Anyway:The twins and I went to Target one...
      Oops, My Bad, That's "My Scenario"
      Jun 28, 2021
      The subject line of this email is from "Big Pimpin'," a song that Jay-Z wrote as a response to being charged with assault for stabbing record producer Lance Rivera in the stomach during an altercation in a nightclub. The way those two things are tied...