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I Have Nipples, Greg. Could You Milk Me?

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I don’t even like basketball, but the “do not make me milk you” sold me. Book purchased

andrewpascuzzi

Ordered last night at 8:30pm. Amazon delivery today at 4:30am. Expensive Delivery Man.

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I hope one of the threats of violence comes from “What Happens in Vegas” where the person opens the door and you just punch them in the balls and as they writhe in pain asking “Why?!?” You say “You know why!!” And walk away

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Fine, fine. I bought it. Don't milk me.

cameron00

Good grief, Shea! As a Greg who hadn’t even had caffeine yet when this landed in my inbox this was a real threat in the subject line alone. Going to the bookstore this weekend. Expensive Basketball is on the shopping list!

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does your cut change depending on where we buy it? Want to make sure we give as much of every book dollar to Big Book and not the artists creating them. xox

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I fricken love what I've read so far. I'm not even really a BB fan, though like everyone, I loved watching Jordan in the 90s. ( And the men and women Huskies.) I only wish you were a Red Sox fan, because I LOVE your style of writing. Been a fan of yours since Scrubs. Thanks, and I'll be around as long as you keep writing.

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